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Most ImportantI think it's most important that smokers smoke their smokes Because I know that if they didn't, and this is not a joke The earth would stop spinning on its axis right away And the middle of the night would never become a new born day It's absolutely crucial that a fag they diligently ingest Because I say this to you, and I do not say it in jest Otherwise their bodies would turn into lumps of clay And their freely flowing hair into bales of prickly hay Without a cigarette, life as we know it would just end The cigarette is something, something on which you must depend To keep you breathing freely, keep a finely beating heart Without it, well, I just can't imagine the disaster that would start A catastrophe of such magnitude, incomprehensible to the human mind And that is why smokers, those poor smokers are in such a bind Because once they start it, it's imperative that they keep on track God forbid that they should cease it, the sky would turn all black Alessandra Liverani Sydney, Australia Copyright © 2003 Alessandra Liverani |
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