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I'd like to report a problem with my PC
It's behaving in a manner odd, extremely strangely
What exactly is the matter, can you give me all the facts
I don't know where to start, it's just out of whack

It sounds as if its memory has reached a state confused
It may just need a reboot, try it, what have you got to lose
OK I'll shut it down, then start it up again
It could require a clearing of its complicated brain

Oh you have been most helpful, your advice was most sound
My computer is now behaving with both its feet upon the ground
But can you tell me please how I can reboot my smoker friend
His mind is most confused, and I'd like that all to end


Alessandra Liverani
Sydney, Australia
Copyright © 2003 Alessandra Liverani